I Would Eat a Human

 

I would eat a human,
With spuds and beets and beans.
I would eat a human,
Slice him up with a ham machine.
I’d start with legs, then move on up;
The rump would make nice steak.
I’d grind bits up for sausages,
And display bits at the Tate.
I would eat a human,
They really aren’t that great.
They taste a little leathery,
And often retaliate.

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